This Week’s Jokes About Psychologists

A psychologist is someone who knows how to stay silent
in a way that makes you start oversharing.

A psychologist realized they had truly grown professionally
the moment they stopped giving advice — even to themselves.

Sometimes a psychologist really wants to say:
“Are you serious?”
But instead, they take a deep breath and ask,
“And how does that make you feel?”

A psychologist’s secret fear:
catching themselves analyzing people
even while standing in line for coffee.

A psychologist is the only person
who genuinely smiles when someone says:
“I’m complicated.”